Explanation for Boogie Club Dieing (Dying?)

I got a scanner so I might put stuff on this blog again. The best part is that all the freshmen from my senior year have graduated, so now NO WESLEYAN STUDENTS understand the importance of these missives from the probably forgotten Boggie Club to the student stationary body. It's perfect really, perhaps our final lost cause.

So naturally this is the last booger club flyer that ever was. The last dance so to speak. We covered ourselves in ketchup packets (or otherwise found catsup and applied it to selves) as we moaned painfully all over the "new campus center" and collapsed. We were few, the last hardened boogiers and we all understood what we had to do, and that this was the last shot to do it. We made a ruckus, we offended, and definitely at least confused, and we smelled like ketchup for the rest of the day. Boogie died beautifully, y'all.

These are folded flyers so like any good manga you should start at the right. And then to the left. Then ignore the center part and move onto the second image, read that left to right, and then read then middle of the first image.

you can click things to make it bigger. I am sorry about my handwriting. Mostly, I'm sorry about your face

There were many reasons to KILL boogie club, I don't think any of them are here. I thought about giving context to some of these but that would kill the joke and really, that wouldn't make it much of an archive would it? It would?